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Peace Corps according to urbandictionary.com:

1.    An ambiguous government agency designed to quash the idealism of recent American college graduates over a two-year process.
2.  An international American government organization with continual rotating foreign staff and a fleet of white Landcruisers aimed at catching volunteers out of site. 
3.  Two years of one’s life determined in a brief 20-minute interview after 15+ hour international flight.
4.  Committees, sub-committees and exploratory committees for both.
5.  The automatic and immediate forfeiture of four of the first ten Amendments.  
6.  Groups, flipcharts and markers.
7.  Commonly proceeded by “Oh shit! I just graduated with a degree in international relations”
8.  A whole lot of serial (often dubbed over) 
9.  Where CD, PTO, AO, PM, LCC, SSC, TM, PCMO, FA, GSM, and GSA speak to PCVs and PCTs about SPA, PCPP, MSs, WWS, ICE, IRC, and RA as well as EAP, ET, MS, and COS in acronyms
10.  A government paid, two-year vacation.
 

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